Joe Wilson is:

• Being thanked by Mark Sanford, for taking the "batshit South Carolina politician" spotlight away from him.
• "That dad" at his kids' sports events.
• Asking Philadelphia to rebuild the Vet, so he can fit right in at the 700 level at Eagles games.
• On a movie set with Christian Bale.
• Recording a duet with Joe Cocker.
• Leaving a voicemail for Alec Baldwin's daughter.
• Listening to his favorite song: "Shout" by Tears for Fears.
• In the peanut gallery at The Muppet Show.
• The new face of Coors Light. They're dropping the "yelling football coaches" theme.
• Sure you're lying about your age.

More later ...