... And absolute power corrupts absolutely

So let me see if I've got this straight, David Letterman:

• Admitted cheating on your wife and the mother of your children.
• Played it for laughs.
• Didn't apologize.

Got it.

I've been a fan of yours all the way back to your guest appearances on "The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson" and your short-lived daytime NBC show in the 1970s. But tonight, I think you lost that fan.