More Joe Wilson jokes

I could never figure out how to send Joe Wilson punch lines to this site, so I've been posting punch lines to Twitter as I thought of them. I've run dry, and it won't be funny by tomorrow, so here's the second and likely last list.

Joe Wilson:

• Ate your lunch at work. Even with your name on it.
• Has two favorite football players. College: LeGarrette Blount. Pro: Michael Vick.
• Double-dips his chips.
• Didn't laugh at The Hangover.
• Loves the farm and Mafia apps on Facebook.
• Doesn't squeeze from the bottom of the toothpaste tube.
• Doesn't follow the "Open Here" instructions.
• Doesn't want to "Have a nice day!"
• Doesn't follow the "10 items or less" rule in the grocery express checkout line.
• Watches the Watchmen.
• Is the fifth dentist in the Trident survey.
• Prefers the original Battlestar Galactica.
• Broke up the Beatles. Yoko Schmoko!
• Shot Liberty Valance.
• Can understand Courtney Love's tweets.
• Killed Trudy. (For all you "Monk" fans!)
  

Feel free to add your own before Wilson's 15 minutes of fame are up!